Thank Jesus

So i have been debating about writing about my love for Jesus, as i fear it may offend people.  The truth is, i use Jesus’ name as comic fodder about 100 times a day.  The other truth is i do love Jesus, and everything he seemingly stood for, as far as i know, since i know virtually nothing about the man.  What i think i know is that he was a kick ass hippy who loved peeps and could do magic.  i am also a bit of a hippy, i love some peeps, and i LOVE (love!) magic.  So anyway, i am going to start using that part of my voice and if it offends anyone i apologize.

That being said i almost said “fuck Jesus” today as i was looking for a cab.  As anyone who knows me know, I HATE CABS.  I hate calling for a cab, i hate hailing cabs, and i find being in a cab somewhat disagreeable (unless it’s a fancy cab).  So Ange and i are standing on the street corner after the magnificent comedy show “Say Wha?” on Main St and i am grumbling about the fact that one can NEVER get a cab the moment one wants one.  Then i say, “no, i am going to be positive, Jesus will send us a cab” (see, it starts here).  Low and behold, there is a cab….and it turns the muther effin corner a block away.  “Fuck Jesus!” i almost yell, but stop myself as i love Jesus.  Jesus is my backseat driver.

What’s the point of this ramble you ask?  I’ll tell you.  As with the fancy cab my faith in cab taking has been elevated tonite.  When we finally where able to catch one of the little yellow cash suckers  it was driven by a lovely man who we made light hearted conversation with.  He’s been on the 4pm-4am shift for 18 years?!?!?  Then, when we got to my apartment, he…wait for it…asked if i would like it if he waited until i made it safely inside.  Say wha?!?!  Thanks cabbie, you have done a service to your profession and not only do i not say “fuck Jesus”, i say “Hallelujah!”

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Jenn
    Jun 09, 2010 @ 14:54:09

    Yipee! A new post! A good one too:) Thanks dude.
    I like the new look of the blog too – hardcore;)

    Reply

  2. Ange
    Jun 10, 2010 @ 00:44:40

    SAY WHA?!?! What a gentleman.
    I like the look of this version of your blog way better then the last one. Keep up the great work champ.

    Reply

  3. Mel
    Jun 17, 2010 @ 21:00:01

    Nice!

    Reply

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