Kinda Raw and Really Drrrrty

Yesterday and today i celebrated the raw and the drrrrty, here’s how.

Raw = yumtastic dinner!  **If you’re only here for the smut scroll down past the 1st picture, no one will fault you**

So my plan was to make a raw marinara to spoon over raw spaghetti squash.  Half the plan went to shit when i tried to get “noodles” out of the uncooked vegetable and got nothing but mush.  So much for the advice of people who said it would work when i googled it.  Bah.  The other half,  though, was awesome!  I learned the recipe from the effervescent Janice Shoreyko of Raw Foundation when i attended a talk she gave a few months ago.

Yumtastic RAW Marinara Sauce!

2 cups roma tomatoes

1/2 cup olive oil

3 gloves garlic (i used 5 as i ALWAYS use more garlic!)

1/2 tsp cayenne (i used 1 tsp as i also ALWAYS use more cayenne!!)

48 sundried roma tomato halves (i used i whole small jar of sun dried tomatoes)

3/4 tsp salt

2 cups tightly packed basil (tightly packed…hehehe)

1 tsp fresh oregano (i used dried and heaped the spoon)

1 tsp fresh chopped parsley (i didn’t use any because how much are you really going to taste 1 tsp?!?!?  And then you have to use the whole bunch before it goes bad!  Although there are many health benefits of parsley….)

1 tsp fresh thyme (again i am horrible and used a heaping spoon of dried)

5 dates, pitted or 2-3 tbsp agave (i didn’t add this at all, but i think i should of.  Why do i think i’m a chef and can just omit things!?!?)

Anyway, the sauce was kick ass!  Fresh ingredients with all of their nutrients and enzymes and it tasted fab.  Even over non-raw rice macaroni.  Whatev. Here’s a pic but be sure to scroll down for the drrrrrty!

topped with cherry tomatoes and avocado cuz i’m fancy like that.

And without further ado….the DRRRRTY!

Ok, so some of you may have read Ulysses, some of you have not….but all of you should read his explicitly sexy (with some fetish thrown in for kicks) letters to his wife Nora.  I heard of these letters last night during the “Say Wha?!?” reading (GO to the next one.  Seriously) and had to share them with you because if ever there was an occasion to exclaim O….M….G it’s after reading these letters.  And how fitting one should utter OMG when referring to James Joyce.  Can’t be too learned and classy ya’ll, it get’s boring 😛

Here’s just a taste, check out the letters here –>

I warned you……
Have I shocked you by the dirty things I wrote to you? You think perhaps that my love is a filthy thing. It is, darling, at some moments. I dream of you in filthy poses sometimes. I imagine things so very dirty that I will not write them until I see how you write yourself. The smallest things give me a great cockstand – a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside. At such moments I feel mad to do it in some filthy way, to feel your hot lecherous lips sucking away at me, to fuck between your two rosy-tipped bubbies, to come on your face and squirt it over your hot cheeks and eyes, to stick it between the cheeks of your rump and bugger you.



2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Mel
    Jun 17, 2010 @ 20:57:27

    Love the RAW & even the DIRTY! He is a fantastic writer! I felt a little demeaned at times – is that the right word???? Being a Lady like myself and all it was a challenge at times to read but a pleasure in other DIRY ways 🙂 TeeHee…


  2. Dan
    Jun 22, 2010 @ 12:27:24

    James Joyce is one dirty mofo.


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