Is J a Pussy and Dead To Agroboy? Only Time Will Tell….

Hey West Enders, Vanchick here, your one and only source into the drunken antics of Vancouver’s upper middle class.  What woke me from my beauty sleep last night?  Seems Agroboy had a bit too much to drink and was taking it out on his friends.  That’s not very nice Agroboy, who will give you a ride home?  J was trying to keep the peace, as he always does, but it wasn’t until girl #1 ran over and yelled “leave or i’ll cut your face” that Agroboy really started to take notice.  And poor girl #2, trying to stay out of it and obviously not calling the cops like she should have.  Silly girl!  Maybe she tried to get in touch but didn’t know if the cop shop accepted text’s.  All’s well that ends well as Agroboy finally rode off into the night, on his bike.  Don’t worry West Enders, if he had tried to drive Vanchick would have called the police, she knows the number.

XoXo Vanchick

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Jenn
    Jun 18, 2010 @ 15:35:02

    I wish I had a vanchick in mid-downtown/coal harbour area. You westenders are lucky!!!
    (PS – I can’t read your previous post as I have yet to watch this weeks shows!)

    Reply

  2. Dan
    Jun 22, 2010 @ 12:29:36

    Are these your neighbours? hahaha, unlucky!

    Reply

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