Hot Tub Suck Machine

An open letter to Judd Apatow:

Dear Sir,

It is not often that i feel i can speak on behalf of mankind, but on this i feel i can….nay, i must.  PLEASE remake Hot Tub Time Machine.  The concept was brilliant, a muther effin hot tub time machine for muther effin sakes!  Alas the delivery was so lacking a wanted to weep at the lost potential.  As a god of funny i implore you to take this idea and make it your own, then release it to the people so that we can live in a world where a movie based on a muther effin hot tub time machine is funny.  I want to live in that world Judd.  I have full faith in your abilities but if i could make a few casting suggestions; Paul Rudd as the character John Cusack played (i’m sorry John, i still love you for lots of other reasons), Jonah Hill as the nephew, you can keep the Daily Show guy because he was ok, i’m not sure who as the Office dude’s character (i am sorry, he is also sucking the funny out of Last Comic Standing) i’ll let you decide, and Will Farrell as Chevy Chase.  Just some thoughts.

Do it for the people Judd.  We are counting on you.

Much props and big ups,

Vanchick

P.S.

I only watched have of the original and then fell asleep, perhaps it get’s better but i am pretty sure not.  If you, as a god of funny think it was actually ok let me know and i’ll watch the other half.

P.P.S.

You should also cast your wife because she’s hot and funny and rad.  Thanks again.

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. bonnie
    Jun 21, 2010 @ 16:18:20

    send those thoughts to him on twitter !

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  2. Michael
    Jun 21, 2010 @ 16:37:05

    2 things.

    1. Who’s this “Judd” you’re talking to? This wasn’t an Apatow movie… he wasn’t even a producer.

    2. The first half of the movie could have used some improvements but you should really check out the second half as it did get much better. A friend I went with slept threw the second half and decided he didn’t like the movie either but everyone was laughing a lot more at the second half. I do agree with Will Ferrell replacing Chevy though.

    Reply

  3. Ange
    Jun 21, 2010 @ 17:20:09

    Noooo! I haven’t seen it yet but was so looking forward to it 😦

    Reply

  4. vanchick
    Jun 22, 2010 @ 02:53:46

    Bonnie: who are you and what have you done with my mom? Twitter?!?! lol
    Michael: umm….that was the whole point of the letter….that JA wasn’t involved and therefore it sucked…perhaps i will give it another shot.
    Ange: maybe skip the first half and watch the last half…according to Michael.

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