During the first 20 minutes of the film i was thinking “I don’t think i needed this popcorn, i ate too much sushi at dinner” as well as “hooray for seriously interesting movie plots.  It just doesn’t happen enough!” And although it was twisty i felt i was following along nicely.  But then it all went to shit and i was left not knowing what the fuck happened.  Here’s the thing.  I don’t mind movies that make zero sense, as long as they are fucked up enough to warrant it.  Feel me?  Take for instance any David Lynch film.  You don’t need to try to figure it out because you are too busy being amazed by the sheer insanity of it all.  Inception however wants you to figure it out…but you can’t…my theory is because there are mad plot holes but i could be wrong.  I don’t know.  And frankly, i am not sure if i care.  The acting however was great, the editing and visuals were pretty awesome, and the soundtrack was rad.  Also there were some hot boys outside who made some funny jokes about how they didn’t get it either.  That was cool.

And so, to make myself feel better about feeling lost i want to think about something that i can really understand and get behind.  I give you….

That’s right ladies, a bra that holds an entire bottle of wine!  This gem not only gives you bigger boobs (for about 15min anyway) it allows you to get hosed…through a hose!

Now if only i had this in the theater……

**thanks mom for the tip on this one!


1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Cristal
    Jul 31, 2010 @ 17:18:10

    Oh, Robyn – now I know what I’m asking Santa for this Christmas! Wine Rack…LOL


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